We are very pleased here at the pretzel king to see that Republicans have again decided that compromise is an evil thing that should be never ever agreed to. Apparently being right 100% is the only option. Too bad they can’t agree always on what that option is to be. Oh yeah, it’s very easy. Whatever the orangutang says. All of you fanatics and cultists, you’re about to get what you want again. I hope for your sakes that you all prosper in the next four years of tyranny. Of course, I very much doubt that once the moron gets in there, he will ever leave. The RICH will certainly prosper. And there is NO Robin Hood to save us. Those of you who want to get Rich in the next few years you should definitely start a company building luxury yachts.
And now, back to our regular scheduled programs, still in progress…
We are very excited that the kings sister Barbara may be coming to visit soon. I miss my family. So glad to hear also that sister Susan seems to have taken the upper hand on her big C. Of course I never had any doubt, the big C is no match for Susan Browning.
To those of you who are wondering, they don’t seem to be able to add a Big Mac to my intravenous drip. Sucks.
We hope you all have a pretzel weekend!
Pretzel King 
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