Chemotherapy is just like music therapy

…or Light Therapy? Well, there is music, and a nice view of a small field…

Nope, actually I thought it was Keto Therapy. You know, weight loss thru red meat!

Turns out, dammit, that instead of burgers with no bun, they want to inject me with drugs! I mean, actual doctors giving me actual drugs through injection?!? Malpractice, I tell ya. plus I gotta sit there for like, two (2) hours. I’ve got better things to do man. Like sell delicious salty hot jumbo soft pretzels.

Of course, most of you know i don’t really MAKE them. Selling dough is the way I make dough! That’s why I’m the Pretzel King of Toledo!

I was able to hang with my father in law for few hours though and that was fun. Then went to Schmuckers for one of my all time favorite meals- corned beef and hash, three eggs, and crisp bacon! Never mind that it tasted horrible. Not their fault- my throats fault. Bummer. But I got a bunch of calories in, which will make my radiation doctor happy- he threatened me again with a feeding tube. I keep trying to tell him I could lose 40 lbs and be more healthy, but he says this is not the time to try to do that. jerk.

Anyone wanna do some walking? On non chemo days, I gotta greet outta the house for once in a while. And I’m afraid I’m losing muscle too. I know, all my fans would say I didn’t have any to begin with. Jerks.

So next I gotta make up a schedule for all my drugs, and other remedies I’m supposed to take 2,3, even four times a day. yikes!

Thanks for reading, now go away!

Buzz